Oh, you’re damned right I’m kicking off October with one of my favorite traditions- reviewing the absolute worst horror movies that Netflix has to offer! Maybe it’s because I’m a bit of a masochist, since watching most of these 1-2 star rated flicks on a regular basis over the course of a month could be considered a form of torture or punishment to those with a more refined cinematic palate- but I really and truly do enjoy it. You could say I’m even inspired by these typically low-budget filmmaking endeavors- because you know that as bad as they are (and they usually are pretty terrible)– they came from a place of love and respect for one of my favorite genres, and were made with the best of intentions…
… They’re just almost always executed awfully from start to finish.
Choosing the first movie to sink my teeth into for what will be my third year of doing “Horrors of Netflix” proved to be slightly difficult. I mean, I wanted to start this season’s reviews with a bang. Scrolling down my recommendations and watching as the rating for each film that passed by my eyes gradually became lower and lower and the covers became more and more cheesy- I wanted something that looked suspenseful, not-too-old- and, wait–
— oh my God, is that Val Kilmer? The same Val Kilmer I had a crush on when I was nine?
We have a winner.
2010’s “The Traveler” boasts a rating that falls just a fraction higher than one star. The synopsis, via Netflix:
“A mysterious drifter wanders into a small-town police station and confesses to a series of murders, none of which has occurred… yet.”
Wuh oh. That “yet” in the description is pretty ominous!